Must be my red nose.
Do you think I'm a reindeer,
Christmas approching.
Christmas approaching:
Already store ads out for
Christmas Twenty-twelve
Christmas Twenty-twelve;
An unusual address,
I find. Isn't it?
I find. Isn't it?
Totally agree with you,
a complete stranger.
A complete stranger
can become a steadfast friend --
internet magic!
Internet magic.
A way to communicate,
Across continents.
Across continents,
swirling weather patterns reign.
Oh no! Rain again?
Oh no! Rain again?
Wish it were so true my friend,
We need it badly!
We need it badly:
money, money, more money
To buy stealth bombers
To buy stealth bombers
Purchasers must lose their soul
That is what it takes
That is what it takes.
Guts, blood and unending tears.
Who wants bloody war?
Who wants bloody war?
It's great for growing business
For undertakers
For undertakers,
The sure and certain knowledge
Always in bus'ness.
Always in bus'ness.
Going out for lunch today
Isn't that wonderful.
Isn't that wonderful?
A duck with a rooster's head.
How do they do that?
How do they do that?
Think cloning is the answer.
What else could it be?
What else could it be
But Elvis brought back to life
That heavenly sound.
That heavenly sound
of rain on heavy branches
suggests spring's approach.
Suggests spring's approach.
Winter about to hit us.
Can't wait for the rain.
Can't wait for the rain.
Gotta take water buckets
to soak the flowers.