In the marathon!
A race far to long for me
Prefer a bus trip.
Prefer a bus trip
To Walkin' to New Orleans
by Fats Domino
By Fats Domino -
Boogie-Woogie Baby and
Don't You Lie To Me.
Don't you lie to me?
Think I may have caught you out
Once or twice before!
Once or twice before!
That is an overstatement.
Would you not agree?
Would you not agree
An offer you can't refuse
Is the one you should?
Is the one you should?
Flying free as an Eagle
Is a great feeling.
Is a great feeling
Enough, when the intellect
Is never engaged?
Is never engaged?
The proof is in the pudding,
don't you think my friend?
Don't you think my friend
Is rather silly, buying
Lottery tickets?
Lottery tickets?
What if you did win first prize,
Would you celebrate?
Would you celebrate
If the fat lady skidded
On banana peel?
On banana peel?
Could not imagine the scene,
I would be laughing.
"I would be laughing"
Says Dutchy. He is unkind.
She might be in pain.
She might be in pain.
Would come to her rescue my
dear friend, I tell you.
Dear friend, I tell you
Graverobbers from outer space:
Sworn testimony
[Criswell's opening speech paraphrased from "Plan 9 from Outer Space"]
Sworn testimony.
Break it and it's perjury,
Punished with jail.
Punished with jail;
do iron bars and hard beds
go with my pallor?
go with my parlor?
sounds somewhat familiar
you think I'm kidding?
(Phoxxe a 10 month break, welcome back)
You think I'm kidding?
What am I, some kind of clown?
Must be my red nose.
