to soak the flowers.
Wouldn't that be a great surprise,
a field of colour.
American version:
A field of color
Is still gray when watched on a
Black-and-White TV
British version:
A field of colour
Is still grey when viewed on a
Black-and-White telly
Dyslexic version:
A fledi fo roolc
Si slitl yarg hewn atwcdeh on a
ckalb-nda-whiet VT
Black-and-White TV
shows cop shows around the clock.
Be careful out there.
Be careful out there.
The world is an unsafe place,
always be alert.
Always be alert
I'm sorry, what did you say?
Wasn't listening.
"Wasn't listening."
Thought so. Just like you, ain't it?
Huh! Well, I never!
Huh! Well, I never!
Don't know you very well yet,
but I do like you.
"But I do like you,"
She said, breaking up with me.
"Can't we just be friends?"
"Can't we just be friends?"
I begged the axe murderer
As he got nearer...
As he got nearer...
I grabbed my loaded rifle
quietly scaring him
Quietly scaring him,
I walked up behind George Bush
With a banana.
With a banana.
I just fed a chimpanzee,
who loved the fresh fruit.
Who loved the fresh fruit
between innings, when he sat
with What, I Don't Know
With what? I don't know
But it made a mark like a
Seven-pronged pitchfork.
Seven-pronged pitchfork
makes a dandy backscratcher.
That devilish itch!
That devilish itch!
Perhaps a very hot shower
make you feel better.
Make you feel better
Whether you want to or not:
Bartender bullies
Bartender Bullies
Don't provide any free beer,
Buy it yourself dude.
Buy it yourself! Dude
Ranch with twenty-five horses,
Accommodates twelve.
Accomodates twelve
Used once: Last Supper table
an e-bay bargain
