Since Cain fought Abel
Mankind has generally tried
To welcome progress.
To welcome progress
W've travelled to the moon
Would you be so game?
Would you be so game
As to run the gamut of
Fellow contestants?
Fellow contestants
Welcome to Russian Roulette
Start off with a bang
Start off with a bang,
Then rush on in leaps and bounds
To a big fizzer.
To a big fizzer.
Is that where we want to go?
I vote Disneyland
I vote Disneyland
As the place that gave me the
Worst headache ever.
Worst headache ever.
I feel one coming on now.
I need a good drink.
I need a good drink.
Rum and Coca Cola or
Shirley Temple (burp!)
Shirley Temple, burp?
Never! Cute little kids should
Be seen and not heard.
"Be seen and not heard.
The secret of crowd control."
Said the commander.
Said the commander.
Do you know who I am pal.
Not that it matters.
Not that it matters,
Baseball season has started
Cubs losers again?
Cubs losers again.
As scouts and guides are bigger
They win every race!
They win every race.
Undisputed Champions.
Can you beat that now?
Can you beat that now?
Asked the queen, handing over
Her Persian carpet.
Her Persian carpet
An heirloom from better times
Oh, what might have been
Oh, what might have been
Cat sick turned out to be Jane's
New Chinese recipe.
Chinese recipe:
Fried Tibet in Kung Pao sauce
Olympic fav'rite
Olympic fav'rite
Phidippides - set to shine
In the marathon!
