Straight to the public;
Sadly, the government is
Holding royal flush
Holding royal flush
Ensures that Reginald smiles
To himself, and wins.
To himself, and wins.
Very quick slight of hand trick
Baffled one and all.
Baffled one and all
did the enigma of the
infamous great Sphinx.
infamous great Sphinx.
The pride of ancient Egypt,
Admired by all.
Admired by all
Tries burying dark secrets
Skeletons emerge
Skeletons emerge.
Ghost stories are so scary,
Sleepless nights follow.
Sleepless nights follow
Too much caffeine; but Starbucks
Is open all night
Is open all night,
ready to answer questions,
respond to queries.
Respond to queries
in triplicate, and take them
to far far away!
To far away!
The great story of my life,
Where are you my love?
Where are you my love?
Why, I'm right here! You goofy
blinded silly sot!
Blinded silly sot!
This is what love does to you.
It makes you crazy.
It makes you crazy,
that thing called love. It makes you
do those things you wouldn't.
Do those things you would
not, unless the sky stars spoke
with light rays afar.
With light rays afar
Like the twinkle in your eye
Sweet dreams my lovely
Sweet dreams my lovely.
Poetic words from a wise man,
Take note you ladies.
Take note, you ladies
with the blue rinsed-hair, cats-eye
glasses and veins: Gin!
glasses and veins; Gin!
This lady drinks like a fish.
Fill her empty glass.
fill her empty glass
and catch her before she falls
drunk sluts sometimes drool
