Happy to enjoy
wearing Snow White's underthings
when other dwarves out
when other dwarves out
under the mulberry tree
staying at home
Staying at home with
My nearest and dearest is
Very very nice.
Very very nice
Is lying in the sunshine
Reading a good book.
Reading a good book,
The pastor did not notice
The steaming dog turds.
The steaming dog turds
Are but a direct result
Of boiling your dog.
Of boiling your dog
I know nothing at all. But
I'm guilty of more.
I'm guilty of more
Although punished enough
I'll do it again
I'll do it again
Though I do try very hard
To control myself.
:wink:
A difficult task
Is so much easier when
In good company.
In good company
Fun is the thing to enjoy
Long may we be friends.
Long may we be friends
Was the toast we made that night.
War began next day.
War began next day
Many men lost their lives
Not a pretty sight
Not a pretty sight
My mirror must be broken
I'm not THAT ugly
I'm not that ugly
Though many might disagree.
I think they're all nuts!
I think they're all nuts
But a peanut's not really-
It is a legume
It is a legume
Perhaps it is a broad bean
They too are nice
They too are nice but
A haiku has 5 not 4
Syllables, Dutchy
Syllables Dutchy
Clary strikes with fury
Never out of touch
