Seen it all before,
The soggy courts, Sue Barker
Interviewing Czechs.
Interviewing Czechs
Rain checks, ball checks, bouncing cheques
Yes, Wimbledon's back
Yes, Wimbledon's back
Has been killing him ever
Since he dug the graves.
Since he dug the graves
Maybe he can tell us now
Who he'll put in them
Who he'll put in them
Know one thing for certain friend
It sure won't be me!
It sure won't be me
Seeing Her Madge at Buck House,
Getting a knighthood
Getting a knighthood
Is a piece of cake, but not
If you're a woman.
If you're a woman
Then what is this thing called, love?
Do tell. I can wait.
Do tell. I can wait
for nothing in particular.
A word and a laugh.
A word and a laugh
So bitter, cruel and hurting
I can't fight myself
I can't fight myself
These cream cakes are so tempting
I'll just have a few
I'll just have a few,
one is one too many and
millions not enough.
millions not enough
dollars will do nicely
thank you very much
Thank you very much
For the generous present
- It isn't my birthday.
It isn't my birthday.
It was mine one day last week
Day after George Bush's
HAPPY BELATED, DUX!!
Day after George Bush's
Death, terrorism ceased and
Sunnis hugged Shiites.
Sunnis hugged Shiites
On oh seven oh seven
Oh seven, Oh boy!
Oh seven, Oh boy!
When I get that thrilled I say -
'Oh heaven, Oh joy!'
Oh heaven, oh joy
I found a box of toffees
I didn't know I had.
I didn't know I had
Something nice to look at
Happy to enjoy
