Syllables Dutchy
Clary strikes ferociously
Never out of touch
Never out of touch,
Thanks be to the Internet,
I skulk around here
I skulk around here
Staying hid in the shadows
Must be most discreet
Must be most discreet
When touching Her Majesty's
Fingers by mistake.
Fingers, by mistake,
Left his tool bag in the van
Aborting the heist
Aborting the heist
due to severe vertigo,
went for the lowest.
(my sincere apologies, I just could not resist it.
)
It's ok you are vey sexy!
Went for the lowest
I knew so I shied away
Catch me if you can.
Catch me if you can
Whisper the mice and rats in
Mrs Christie's barn.
Mrs Christie's barn
Home for one tractor, two mares,
Five thousand spiders
Five thousand spiders
Laid end to end , can make a
World-wide web, easy
World wide web. Easy
to say but very hard to
type with any speed!
Type with any speed
Shorthand immaterial-
Mini skirts work best
Mini skirts work best
When you have to run up stairs.
Might trip in long ones.
Might trip in long ones
Oh what a delightful sight
Naughty thoughts and all
Naughty thoughts and all
Similar transgressions should
Lead to penitence
Lead to penitence
All those who have transgressed, but
Leave me out of it.
Leave me out of it!
I don't want to be part of
the mud wrestling team.
The mud wrestling team's
Kit has blocked up the laundrette.
Get them outta here!
Get them outta here!
They are dirty little kids
Needing a good bath.
Needing a good bath,
My filthy dog hides from me
Here boy (growl), Here boy.
