Just wants to be loved
For himself not his looks - Ha!
He aint no Tom Cruise!
He ain't no Tom Cruise,
Orlando Bloom or Brad Pitt:
Just a reg'lar guy.
Just a reg'lar guy;
that oat bran, figs and water
really do the trick!
"Really do the trick?"
What do I tell the police?
Cut woman in half.
Cut woman in half
Wait for audience applause
Run before cops come.
Run before cops come.
But C.S.I. will find clues
That lead them to me!
That lead them to me?????
You'll never catch me, copper!
King o' the world, ma!
'King o' the world!" ma
Ole man usta brag, but he
Waz jus' the jokah!
Waz jus the jokah
He said through tightly clenched teeth
Are you in or out?
"Are you in or out?"
Said the spinster to the dwarf
Proving size matters
Proving size matters
Is not so very hard an act:
Hewitt's pals all said.
Hewitt's pals all said
He was destined to succeed
Because of his charm
Because of his charm
Which he wears around his neck,
He's safe from magic.
He's safe from magic,
That buttoned up old pervert.
His skies are rainy.
His skies are rainy.
But not with raindrops I think.
You can't blame the lad.
You can't blame the lad
For setting fire to the cat.
I blame the parents.
I blame the parents.
Well-it was all their own doing
So that's fair enough.
So that's fair. Enough
Of your wrangling over the
Home made scones with cream.
Home made scones with cream
a delight to the senses
Plump buttocks and thighs
Plump buttocks and thighs
Are always there on display
At the butcher's shop.
