Neverending Haiku chain

At the butcher's shop
Bob always tells me which field
The lamb last played in.

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The lamb last played in
Mary's bread and jam I hear.
His days are number'd.

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His days are numbered
From January the first to
Trinity Sunday.

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Trinity Suday,
A week after Pentecost
(Some say Whit) Sunday.

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Equus wrote:

Repulsive to some,
Hiram the slug-bodied boy
Just wants to be loved

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Some say Whit Sunday
Was when tongues of flame came down
From Heaven. Yeah, right.

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From Heaven (yeah, right!)
Came broccoli and cabbage.
More likely from H*ll

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More likely from Hull
The offending veg'tables
Rained down upon us.

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"Rained down upon us!"
And "Long to reign over us!"
Is the Queen a veg?

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Is the Queen a veg?
She's not a swede, nor yet a
Sort of wild rocket.

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Sort of wild rocket?
My neighbor drives like one of
Iraq's scud missles

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Iraq's scud missiles
Are on my Christmas list, and
A Stealth plane to drive.

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A Stealth plane to drive!
Zooming in, out, up and down;
No one knows you're there!

Cool

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No one knows you're there!
Sneaking about among clouds;
the vapor's your friend.

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The vapour's your friend,
Hiding your grotesque shape from
Unkind children's eyes.

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"Unkind children's eyes. "
That's a very poetic phrase.
I like it a lot.

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I like it a lot,
The choices of book and of
TV shows to watch.

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TV shows to watch?
Well, after "Teletubbies"
What else can compete?

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What else can compete
With summer, sand, surf and you?
Perhaps some fine wine?

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Perhaps some fine wine
Will make it easier to
Break with your lover.

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