My tailor's dummy,
My cobbler's a fool and my
Washerman's crazy.
Washerman's crazy
For me. Pity he isn't
A sexy trollop
A sexy trollop
Nudged Bill's arm and he spilt his
Beer down her cleavage.
"Beer Down Her Cleavage"
New movie from the makers
of "Snakes on a Plane"
Of snakes on a plane,
the thought arises: at least
THEY need'nt shed shoes!
They needn't shed shoes,
But they can't enjoy squidging
Toes in plush carpet!
Toes in plush carpet
Which reminds me a bit of
Knights in white satin
Knights in white satin.
Belongs in misheard lyrics.
I will post it now!
I will post it now
A homophone malaprop
Looks good with a K
"Looks good with a K"
Said waiter, spilling on head
My alphabet soup
"squidging " What a fabulous word!
My alphabet soup
came only with the letters
X, T, Q and Z
(Yikes! what a line to start with! Is Vanna playing?)
X, T, Q and Z
Were the off-duty Daleks
Chilling, playing pool
Chilling, playing pool,
Surrounded by the bodies
Of the rival gang.
Of the rival gang
We heard nothing. It was quiet-
Too quiet. Very strange.
Too quiet, very strange,
Were the schoolgirl twins who had
Won the spelling bee.
Won the spelling bee.
"Eleemosynary"
I caused quite a buzz.
I caused quite a buzz
When I entered wearing a
Fez and nothing else.
Fez, and nothing else
At all on Lothar's scalp. How
Did he keep it on?
Did he keep it on?
No, he didn't. It flew off -
Landed in the lake.
Landed in the lake
After his boat turned over,
He's red-faced and wet
