For a strict pedant
It is never hard to find
The right words to say!
The right words to say
And the perfect typing hands
Together, ideal!
(giggle!)
Together, ideal!
A big slice of chocolate cake
And a glass of milk
"...and a glass of milk"
Or was it, "Yo Ho Ho and
"a bottle of rum?"
A bottle of rum
And a chaw of tobaccy
And a rude parrot
And a rude parrot
Said "shut that bloody door you t**t "
When auntie came in.
When auntie came in
Top hat and tails to the school
Stephen could have died!
Stephen could have died!
His Mum exclaimed in the pub.
"With no parachute".
With no parachute
He still won the free-fall comp.
The hot air saved him!
The hot air saved him
From talking to strangers. There
Were many who spoke.
Were many that spoke
But very few that listened
History repeats
History repeats
Mistakes but not victories
Over lunacy.
Over lunacy
in the dictionary is
a picture of me
A picture of me?
Equus, it can't be of you
It isn't a horse!
It isn't a horse,
And not a donkey either,
Could be a zebra?
Could be a zebra,
But not a giraffe as its
Neck isn't so long.
Neck isn't so long
So it can't be an ostrich then
What the hell is it?
What the hell is it,
That black creature that lives in
The back of the shed?
The back of the shed
houses a monstrosity
so large it's scary
So large it's scary,
Big, and black, and in the shed -
My tailor's dummy
