Neverending Haiku chain

Red Bull! Disgusting!
You are such an obese loser!
Don't you know that yet?

Don't you know that yet?
That Sanskrit and Greek come from
The same root language?

The same root language
can't be to blame for the many
misunderstandings

Misunderstandings
Are the root of many a
Relationship break-up.

Relationship break up:
when it's time it's time, don't you think?
We must move on, yes?

We must move on? Yes,
But there is something to be
Said for loyalty.

Said for loyalty
When all is said and done, I think
over is over

Over is over,
Done is done, and forgiven
Is not forgotten.

Is not forgotten
Sounds to me very much like
Jabber the Hut-speak

Jabba the Hutt! Speak
Nicely to Han Solo, his
Girlfriend wears big chains!

Girlfriend wears big chains
but really tiny underpants
what does that say, hmmm?

what does that say, hmmm?
My, but it is such small print
Much too small for me

Much too small for me
Are those teeny bikinis
I'm voluptuous

I'm voluptuous
And overhang everywhere
Like a big shade tree

Like a big shade tree
That blocks out all the sunlight.
A cool place to rest.

A cool place to rest
And a great place to party
A four-poster bed

A four-poster bed,
If you're standing on your head,
Would look quite silly!
:wink:

Would look quite silly -
Her, six foot three, and you at
Fiour foot eleven..

Fiour foot eleven
Has one syllable too much
For a strict pedant.

Four foot eleven!
My mother was just that tall.
A perfect lady.



(Many years ago in Belgrade, the opera 'Norma" was being performed. The soprano, a very beautiful Serbian singer, must have been about six foot tall. The leading man, the Roman general, was played by a tenor who was about four foot eleven. When he walked out on stage, my friend and I looked at each other and got a fit of the giggles. Everything stopped and we were asked to leave. It was very rude of us, but it would never have happened if he had not been wearing built-up sandals!! He could hardly walk and looked like a toddler wearing mummy's high heels.)