Should have kept the cats
In the style to which they had
Become accustomed.
"Become accustomed
To her face" sang the jaded
fool, Henry Higgins.
Become accustomed
to that which you cannot change.
Like it or lump it.
lezzles wrote:"Become accustomed
To her face" sang the jaded
fool, Henry Higgins.
Fool Henry Higgins?
Master linguist? Pompous ass!
More fool he. Word up!
More fool he! Word up
The "local" says she's two-timing
Him with the coal man.
Hello Les me old cobber!
Him, with the coal? Man!
I wouldn't fancy him if
He were the last man!
He were the last man
Left on Earth, I the last girl.
Repopulate? HA!
(Hello Clary! How are you? I seem to visit threads you've have been to and departed, I never seem to catch up with you. Hope all is going well.)
(me too! Just caught me but I'm out in 5..)
Repopulate? Ha,
Let's not bother, since the world
Is already full.
Is already full,
In fact it's over flowing,
Someone get a mop!
Someone get a mop
And bucket, and we'll clean up
Her terrazzo tiles.
Her? Terazzo tiles?
I think she'd rather go for
Axminster Grade A
Axminster Grade A
Is an anagram of "Tired
Sex anagram" - Ha!
Sex anagram - ha!
Do you know what you just said?
I think Perhaps Not
It is? Well that's amazing.
I think perhaps not
Any more gin slings for me.
I've had quite enough.
I've had quite enough
Visitors for the moment;
They make me eat loads!
They make me eat loads
of carbohydrates, oh dear
Soon I will be FAT.
Soon I will be FAT
And OLD and REPULSIVE, so
Let's party tonight.
Let's party tonight
You hilarious girlfriend
Count me in, dearie!
Let's party tonight
You hilarious girlfriend
Count me in, dearie!
Count me in, dearie,
Have another vodka and
Red Bull? Disgusting!
