Clary's knitting? Some
Hope! She throws her socks away
When they have holes in.
When they have holes in
One, the lucky golfers show
Unrestrained delight.
Unrestrained delight
Attends those who lose a few
Pounds by dieting.
Pounds? By dieting,
Most skinny dogs and cats can
Soon make their escape
Pounds, by dieting,
Managed to get on the suit
He had been wed in
oooohh sorry wrong line
Soon make their escape
Cod, haddies and mackerel
Out of the torn nets
Out of the torn nets
My tennis coach pulled the balls.
Wimbledon? Never!
Wimbledon never
Stood a chance with such a low
Fan-base. Bye bye 'dons.
Fan base, bye bye! Don's
Left the Everly Brothers -
He's going solo!
(You make 'em hard. sometimes!)
<Sorry>
He's going solo
On a wing and a prayer.
Let's hope he makes it.
Let's hope he makes it,
Sitting on the sofa with
A sister or two. <recognise>
A sister or two
Will sneak out of the convent
After vespers said.
"After Vespers", said Vince
"We'll steal a few Lambrettas.
I dig them scooters!"
"I dig them scooters!"
Shouted the Mods, careening
Down to Brighton Beach.
McTag wrote:"After Vespers", said
Vince "We'll steal a Lambretta.
I dig them scooters!"
I was trying to change it, but Clary was onto it in a flash!
I figured it was early in the night to be so drunk you couldn't even copy a line that had perfect syllables, but hey, I'm not a Scot!
Down to Brighton Beach
Sand in the big end, oh heck
Sod this for a lark
Sod this for a lark,
McTag is far too quick off
The mark for my taste.
A very good year
For ladybirds, '96,
There was a plague, no?
There was a plague. No
One knew the fleas were on rats.
Should have kept the cats!
