Reflected the foe,
"Next time let's get this right and
Blow up Tony Blair."
Blow up Tony Blair?
Let's not go there, shall we, eh?
I'm sure that is wrong
"I'm sure that is wrong"
Said the spaceman, "my map says
This is Jupiter!"
This is Jupiter?
Why did I think it Saturn?
Should have checked her rings
Should have checked her rings
Before you proposed to her.
She's already wed.
She's already wed
But she's very good in bed
Or so they tell me
Or so they tell me
Just what they want me to hear
To watch me struggle
To watch me struggle
Naked with the black mamba
Switch to channel 9.
Switch to channel 9!
The news crew is held hostage
Reading in the buff!
Reading in the buff
Unusual paper cut:
Novel injury
Novel injury
Might include 'A Severed Head'
By Iris Murdoch.
Darn I'm late. Wanted to post...
Novel injury
His dangling participles
Cut by editors
By iris, Murdoch
could gauge when spring would arrive.
Some green thumb he had.
Some green thumb he had,
a side order of mulch, too.
What odd appetites!
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Anywhere is walking distance, if you've got the time.
-Steven Wright
What odd appetites!
Ice cream and chicken liver
Not the best combo
Not the best combo
But we were in love. We danced
Until the sun rose
Until the sun rose
We were unable to tell
How far we had strayed.
How far we had strayed!
Sydney to Coney Island!
Such a swim tires one!
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Anywhere is walking distance, if you've got the time.
-Steven Wright
Such a swim tires one:
Who filled the pool with whipped cream?
Now need giant pie.
Now need giant pie
They're bringing all seven kids
Best we eat outside
