With doggie doodoos
All about me I must make
Ev'ry step a good one.
Ev'ry step a good one,
Along the path of righteous
Living - not to Hell.
Living not. To hell
With all this vegetating,
I will love again!
Living? Not! "To Hell
Or to Connaught", said Cromwell.
Sadistic butcher!
I will love again!
After all, I've met two men
Through Dating Direct.
Through Dating Direct
I met a man named Cromwell.
Sadistic butcher!
(Hi, lmur! Sounded too good to be lost by being pipped. 'ere,'ere!)
Sadistic butcher
Saddam is now on trial but
Acts like a spoilt brat.
Acts like a spoilt brat
When they take his toys away.
Smack on the bottom!
Acts like a spoilt brat
Plays football like an angel
That's our little Wayne
That's our little Wayne,
Just as he was leaving the
Court room yesterday.
Court room yesterday
High drama. Did he or not?
I think that he did.
I think that he did
The dirty on his mates and
Took all the rubies.
Took all the rubies
And legged it sharpish, did'n 'e?
Left the poppadums.
Left the poppadums?
Goodie gumdrops, more for me!
Just love hot curries!
'Just love hot curries'
Thought my horse as I brushed him
With warm currycomb
With warm currycomb
I scraped the mud from his flanks
And then brushed him down.
And then brushed him down
To the ground for the fifth time.
"Stay dead, you bastard!"
Stay dead, you bastard,
Or I'll spike you with my stake
Of sparkling silver.
Of sparkling silver
Or burnished bronze, their helmets
Reflected the foe
