She isn't pregnant
And you're soon to be in pain....
Foot in mouth disease
Foot in mouth disease
Gets many in big trouble
Keep your big mouth shut
Keep your big mouth shut.
Learn to insult people with
Sign language instead.
Sign language instead
Words are not necessary
Orally, that is....
(have fun with that!)
Orally, that is
More personal than writing,
To say, "I love you"
To say, "I love you"
The three most dreaded words in
The English language.
The English language
Saxon, latin, norse et al
What a dog's breakfast
What a dog's breakfast!
Ham, sausage, bacon and steak!
Think he'll share with me?
Think he'll share with me
This miser of a brother
I really doubt it
I really doubt it:
the assertion that you need
gold and not glitter.
Gold, and not glitter,
Provides you with real substance
Don't be fooled by flash
Don't be fooled by flash
in the pan snake-oil sales man
They're a dime a doz'n
They're a dime a doz'n,
Those shiftless, worthless, cheaters,
Don't fall for their charms
Don't fall for their charms
Not that you're a sucker, but
one's born a minute
One's born a minute
That is a hell of a lot
Statistically
Statistically
You can sure say that again...
Statistically
Statistically,
Everyone who drinks cow's milk
Eventu'ly dies.
Eventu'ly dies....
Doesn't everyone who was
ever born on Earth?
Ever born on earth
Adds up to a lot of folks
Are you keeping count?
Are you keeping Count
Dracula in your basement
I'd like to see him
