I'd like to see him
Shake his hand and express fangs
For the memories.
For the memories
Yes, thanks... for the memories
Who sang that anyway?
Who sang that anyway?
I do think it was Bob Hope
It was his theme song
It was his theme song
I thought so too, or was it
Carol Burnett perhaps?
Carol Burnett, perhaps,
Was the best comedienne
Next to Lucille Ball
Next to Lucille Ball
All others pale, their hair was
never quite so red.
Never quite so red
was the color of his nose
what a silly drunk
what a silly drunk
was that hobo whoodathunk
where is he now, sir?
Where is he now? Sir
Maddening Playbody is
probably abed.
Probably Abed
where all good drunks should be, not
that Whoodathunk is
That Whoodathunk is
a very handsome hobo
not that I would know
Not that I would know
Keeping my eyes on my
very own lithe body
very own lithe body
she had once in her lifetime
but it was gone now
But it was gone now
withered and shriven and dry
as yesterday's toast
As yesterdays toast
lay crumbled on the table
I ate it besides
I ate it besides
what else could I do? It was
just sitting there
Just sitting there
like a turtle on a log
I smacked its big butt
I smacked its big butt
she licked her lips and eyed my
genitalia
(That oughta make a couple guys we know happy)
genitalia
is such a wonderful thing
or should I say things
Or should I say things
to you that you don't want to hear
See the need for emphasis?
