Dead as the sixties
And just as stoned now as then
Perennial rebel
Perennial rebel
Still marching for just causes
Still out of a job
Still out of a job
Not looking for one either
Loves to be idle
Loves to be idle
And lounges around the house?
Throw that wife out now!
Throw that wife out now?
HA! It's not her you old fool!
But nice try, McTag
But nice try, McTag,
A mentor to the whims of
One JC Goldman.
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One JC Goldman,
Whose mention here may not be
Understood by all.
Understood by all
What a concept, how very strange
Is it do-able?
Is it do-able?
Shall we but screw our courage
To the sticking-point?
To the sticking point...
A question: What do you mean?
Speak you but drivel?
Speak you but drivel?
Ye of a thousand faces
Tell me a story
Tell me a story
'Bout a man named Jed Clampett
And his son Jethro
And his son Jethro:
Kinfolk said, Jed move away
Move to Beverly
Move to Beverly
Beverly Hills, that is, oh
And Bring Ellie May!
And bring Ellie Mae!
She's such a barrel of laughs
Just great at parties.
Just great at parties
Clowns are, and mimes, too, of course
Like Krusty the Clown
Like Krusty the Clown,
I despise little children
Plain insufferable!
Plain insufferable!
Holding out their grubby paws
Looking for money.
Looking for money
in all the wrong places - oh!
It's looking for LOVE
It's looking for love
When it prods with its wet nose
Right into your groin
Right into your groin
Goes the knee of the woman
She isn't pregnant
