We need a raft
of books to read while drying
out from all our spelunking
Out from all our spelunking
And our cookie dunking
Isn't life grand!!!
Isn't life grand!!
When you have great health
and a few coins to rub together?
And a few coins to rub together
Were there's muck there's money
Lets have a blast.
Let us have a blast
Sweet music swells from the pipes
Of that grand organ
Of that grand organ
You remember we well
How are you K ?
How are you K?
Can you show mathos the way?
five-seven-five, right?
Five-seven-five. Right
easy for everyone else!
Why spoil a great game?
Why spoil a great game?
Damn good question, lezzles!
Let's start all over!
Let's start all over.
Life is too short for spoil sports,
To drag us all down.
To drag us all down
Little is needed, agreed?
Dainty and fragile.
Dainty and fragile
Like a delicate tea cup
Reflecting the light
Reflecting the light
To keep the darkness at bay
Shine on harvest moon
Shine on harvest, moon,
And make the rice grow fine and
Golden by next month.
Golden by next month,
The land fades without water.
Beware the bush fires.
Beware the Bush fires
That poor George can't be trusted
Even with a match
Even with a match
Such as his face and my ar*e
Ha ha funny joke
Ha ha funny joke
That guy deserves all he gets
He should be horse-whipped
He should be horse-whipped
For making such awful puns
They are real groaners
They are real groaners
Like service car loaners
They're useless pieces of twaddle.