Keep to your standards
Never release your soul
A rule is just a guinea stamp
The man himself
The goal
The goal... is to get
the most of out life before
you start pushing daisies.
You start pushing daisies
Yes you are perefectly right
I'm not joining that club.
I'm not joining that club
At least not at the moment
Our day WILL come, though
What a gruesome haiku
I'm going to change the tone
Let's have a glass of wine...
Let's have a glass of wine
Or two or three or four
Then turn the lights down lowly
And I will lock the door.
Oh Ho!
And I will lock the door
But if anyone wants to
send me a note, they
can slip it underneath
Can slip it underneath
I would not hesitate at all
We can have a lot of fun
We might just have a ball.
We might just have a ball
of Mother's pull taffy
It's so stretchy and sweet.
Its so stretchy and sweet
Take the ribbon from your hair
Come and lay down by my side
Come and lay down by my side
Mother, can you scratch my back
It's so terribly itchy
Its so terribly itchy
Would you care to wriggle
Mmm thank you,
That was nice.
That was nice
Like a bathe in the sea
That isn't full of sharks.
That isn't full of sharks
Just harmless porpoises
Come swim with me.
Come swim with me
But don't forget your scuba gear
We might go spelunking
"We might go spelunking -
What the heck is that?", he asked
Poetically.
It's exploring under-
water caves, want to join us
In an experience?
In an experience
I see, you like threesomes
That is novel.
That is novel
Or is it a play
In three acts?
An experience
And later to bask, perhaps,
In liquid sunshine...
In liquid sunshine
On the mighty Colorado
We need a raft
