They're useless pieces,
Those alleged prized artifacts
Are reproductions
Are reproductions
less valuable than the real
thing? I say Maybe
thing? I say Maybe
For what is a thing to me
Is it real or fake?
Is it real or fake?
Indeed, is it Memorex?
Therein lies the crunch.
Therein lies the crunch
You get from potato chips
You can't eat just one
You can't eat just one
But I think those are Pringles
Are they not, firefly?
Are they not, firefly?
Artificial breast implants you mean?
I'll ask for a look
I'll ask for a look
into the wardrobe to see
is Narnia real?
Is Narnia real?
As real as you wish her to be
Fiction is reality.
Fiction is really
An enhancement of our lives
It's bigger than life
It's bigger than life
The universe, and every
Thing. That's what it is.
Thing. That's what it is.
A green, slipp'ry, jolly thing.
Can I have more please?
Can I have more, please?
Why sure you can, how could I
Deny you anything?
Deny you anything?
Certainly not in this life!
You're my everything.
You're my everything
Sounds like that Barry White song
But not so growly
But not so growly
No, more of a sultry voice
Not grav'lly at all.
Not grav'lly at all.
But, the sweet sound of songbirds
Reminds me of you
Reminds me of you
and your fluttery movements
which drive me crazy!
Which drive me crazy
The longing for the closeness
The touch of your hand
The touch of your hand
makes my skin crawl; and tremors
invade my body
