When it all ceases,
With my final dying breath
Will I count Haiku?
Will I count Haiku
Or will I just count on you
Only time will tell
Only time will tell
Who is right and who is wrong
Hope I'm a winner!
Hope I'm a winner
of the Double Dip Lotto
What would I buy?
What would I buy?
A home, then I'd have some fun
Surprising people.
Surprising People
is my raison d'etre in life
it's so much damn fun
It's so much damn fun
To play all of these word games
I think I am hooked
I think I am hooked
and I know you are too, bud
Your name is everywhere! lol
Your syllables are everywhere, double lol!!
Name is ev'rywhere,
The name of the latest pop
Idol or film star.
Idol or Film Star
These are my only choices?
I opt for neither.
I opt for neither
Milk nor dark choc'late, thanks.
I'm on a diet.
I'm on a diet
Although I don't need to be
I'm a svelte 2-10
"I'm a svelt 210"
Does that refer to your weight?
And you're just five feet!
And you're just five feet
taller than the rest of us
you're a real giant...
You're a real giant,
Covered with ginger hair and
Wearing dungarees.
I opt for neither
For both seem to me to be
Totally worthless
Totally worthless
Is my comment on your way
To spend ten thousand.
Totally worthless,
yet they have their devotees.
I'm not one of them.
I'm not one of them,
Those women with perfect nails.
I play in the dirt
I play in the dirt!
I love the nitty gritty!
Let's make some mud pies!
