If he lets me down.
Although it may break my heart,
Still, I will survive!
Still, I will survive!
Even through the cannon fire
Onward we rode.
Still, I will survive,
Since I can count up to five,
Go and take a dive.
Go and take a dive
Hey up lads, fatties coming in
I bet she cannot swim.
Hey Mathos
It's five syllables for the first and third lines, seven for the second.
I bet she can swim
Just like Esther Williams can
But perhaps straight down
But perhaps straight down
Like an arrow pointing south
Or a downturned mouth
Or a downturned mouth
May say I am not happy.
That would be untrue!
That woud be untrue
Because I'm in Love with you
But you don't know it.
But you don't know it
For you cannot see my heart.
I'm in love with life!
I'm in love with LIFE
The Cereal Life, I mean!
I don't like Shreddies.
I don't like Shreddies.
Just the name gives me the creeps!
What on Earth are they?
I don't like Shreddies
Though I don't what they might be
Wrong to hate the unknown?
What on Earth are they?
These bipedal lummoxes
Are they called HUMANS?
"Are they called HUMANS?"
"That's what they call themselves, girl.
We call them sparnchplooo.
We call them sparnchploo
And we catch them in a net
Streamed on the port side
Streamed on the port side,
The trawling net caught silver
Herrings for frying.
Herrings for frying
Or mackerel will serve; they're
Very tasty grilled
Very tasty grilled
On my Pacific Coast 200
With just a bit of oil
With a bit of oil
And a bit of common sense
All things possible
All things possible
Will come to nothing at last
When it all ceases.
