Let's make some mud pies
And then jump all over them
Laughing all the while
Laughing all the while
Mother rants and raves at us.
"Filthy little pigs!"
Filthy little pigs
Are not found in factory
Farms. Clean, sad prisons.
Farms, clean? Sad prisons
can be clean or deeply grimed.
Animals or men?
Animals or men?
What would you call cannibals?
Certainly not "chefs"!
Certainly not! Chefs
Are superior beings
But they swear a lot.
But they swear a lot.
Profanity's their language,
Learned at momma's knee
Learned at momma's knee
Fairy tales like "Tom Tit Tot"
Or "Rumplestiltskin"
"... Or Rumplestiltskin,
is your name" she said in the
tale of the same name.
Tale of the same name
As the girl with long, long hair.
Rapunzel, of course!
Rapunzel, of course,
Recognised her prince when he
Climbed up and kissed her.
Climbed up and kissed her
Although they had never met.
Pretty wicked, eh?
Pretty wicked, eh!
I suppose she hadn't seen
Any other men.
Any other men
Would have brought a long ladder
Princes are different!
Princes are different.
Imagine Charles climbing up
To kiss Camilla.
To kiss Camilla
Was always his fondest dream.
But Mummy said "No!"
But Mummy said "No,
You have to wed a virgin
Queen, sorry son!"
"Queen, sorry son",
Words oft stated by the late
Freddie Mercury.
"Freddie! Mercury
Is not the latest treatment!
Penicillin is!"
Penicillin is
The treatment for infection.
Some are allergic
