Make him appealing?
I've been appealing for years
On my calloused knees.
On my calloused knees
I'm praying for comfort and
A squidgy kneeler
A squidgy kneeler
is not easy to come by.
Ask Lola's advice.
Ask Lola's advice
About what? I don't know her.
What could she teach me?
What could she teach me?
I'm willing to learn
Should I make an appointment?
Should I make an appointment?
Or just arrive unannounced?
It depends on the day.
It depends on the day,
What if she's away
And I turn up unannounced?
And I turn up unannounced
But turn back, disappointed.
There is noone there.
There is no one there.
Where do I go from here?
I know, I'll have a pint.
I know, I'll have a pint
A right brilliant solution.
Would be much more fun.
Would be much more fun,
And we could arrive
On a bicycle made for two.
On a bicycle made for two-
eight syllables dear Mathos.
In better mood now?
In better mood now?
But can you explain
Why you did the damage?
Why you did the damage?
Six syllables and puzz-ling.
What damage was done?
What damage was done
when the winds and hail came through
our yard? Roses sank.
Our yard's roses sank
into the sodden garden.
Root rot seemed certain.
Root rot seemed certain.
Which seems a bit defeatist.
There is a bright side.
There is a bright side
If you rip a new entry
Through that smoggy cloud.
through that smoggy cloud
the rain refused to be held
and flew towards the earth
and flew towards the earth
in a space pod made for three
the astronauts fell
