Around the corner
Is not as far as I'd like
Ten miles minimum.
Ten miles minimum
to wage war on body fat,
he said to the buy.
He said to the boy
"Now listen here sunshine
Get your finger out!"
Get your finger out
of that electric socket! -
shocking exper'ence
shocking exper'ence
That girl behind the wood shed
Wouldn't let me rest.
Wouldn't let me rest
Oh, those darn little chidrens!
falling asleep at . . .
Falling asleep at
The time the sun rose
Completely wasted.
Completely wasted
after those final exams
Seniors graduate
Seniors graduate
We gasp in admiration
What a classy thread
What a classy thread
of humour winds through our words,
causing frequent smiles.
Causing frequent smiles
Which is all anybody can ask
Thank you dear Eeeeeeee!! Beth.
Thank you dear Eh-Beth
for your cunning humor,style -
What a great great gal!
What a great great gal,
we say, and mean it for once.
Do you think she hears?
Do you think she hears?
That little Canadian?
Could be she's smiling.
Could she be smiling,
or not, not even beguiling,
or is she crabby?
Or is she crabby!
Sure she is, ten hours into
Her son's wedding day!
Her son' wedding day!
When she passes him over
To another boss.
To another boss
I said, "Go take a hike, jerk!"
I can't keep a job
I can't keep a job
They don't pay me sufficient
And I hate bosses.
And I hate bosses
Who tell me what I should do
What nerve they all have!
