You bad, naughty girl
To flirt so outrageously
With President Bush
With President Bush
it would not occur to me
to flirt, not at all.
To flirt,not all all
It takes far too long a time
And life is so brief
And life is so brief
If you're Ephemerides,
Just a butterfly.
Just a butterfly
Looking for a place to land
California.
California
is the place to be, movie
stars and swimming pools.
Stars and swimming pools
Are not on my agenda
They look daft to me.
They look daft to me,
those boys with their lowdown pants,
grabbing at their sides.
Grabbing at their sides
Which is the wrong place to grab
Front or back is best.
Front or back is best:
the middle catches people
who meander by.
Who meander by
Those Sunday window shoppers
Never stop to buy
Never stop to buy
A Rolex watch on the street
Unless you like fakes
Unless you like fakes
Which are all over the place
So get used to it
So get used to it:
Old age happens whether you
Have prepared or not.
Have prepared or not
Company is at the door
Better let them in
Better let them in
Before they break down the door
My in-laws are here
My in-laws are here
Can I come stay at your house?
I hate these people!
I hate these people!
They never leave me alone
Why don't they go home?
Why don't they go home
And leave us all on our own
Just me and Firefly/Clary/Cee Jay.(I'm easy.)
Why don't they go home?
Home may be a cardboard box
Around the corner
