What nerve they all have!
It's me should be telling the
Silly sods what's what.
Silly sods what's what,
he says, noting their lack of
sense of humor too.
sense of homour too
Put on to be counted in
By me at this end.
By me at this end
I detect a bit of guile
Eyes give it away.
Eyes give it away
The cunning in girls
If you've been around.
If you've been around
The block nine times, you are fit
To drive granny home.
To drive granny home
Is a piece of cake to me.
I've done it often.
I've done it often
Boasted the defiant boy
To his teenage mates.
To his teenage mates.
And where have they all gone now?
Where the wild winds blow.
Where the wild winds blow
And the ocean's torrent roars,
There I will sit down.
There will I sit down
And ease my heart's dark sorrow
With thoughts of loves past
With thoughts of loves past
Nostalgia; and loves to come
- Anticipation!
-Anticipation!
Get thee behind me thou fiend.
It's nearly bed time.
It's nearly bed time
I hate to call it a day
Want to play some cards?
Want to play some cards?
Check out Tee Ess Eliot.
He could play with cards.
He could play with cards
And make you think there were five
Aces in the pack.
Aces in the pack
Jack's under the counterpane
Queen's in joyful mood.
Queen's in joyful mood
The King's afternoon tea was
Spiked with Viagra
Spiked with Viagra,
A silly thing really.
Bit like a dildo.
Uh, thanks for that, spendi-
Bit like a dildo -
Absolutely nothing in
it's poor little head
