The heart specialist
Was stymied about how to
Heal a broken heart
Heal a broken heart
With kisses and money gifts
Who says that won't work?
Who says that won't work?
Which Luddite decided to
Bin the microchip?
Bin the microchip
It is defunct and worn out
Get another one
Get another one
That toupee looks like something
Barfed up by the cat
Barfed up by the cat
Was a green slippy puddle
Which was horrible.
Which was horrible,
The green slippy puddle or
The disgusting cat?
The disgusting cat
Also visited the bed
Due to lax training
Due to lax training
Many wind up in prison
They have no control
They have no control
Same as me when an infant
With my nappy full.
With my nappy full
My scent filled entire rooms
Quite an aroma
Quite am aroma
Lasting all the afternoon
Driving flies away
Driving flies away
In a Rolls Royce limousine
Will get rid of them
Will get rid of them
If you keep the windows shut
And don't go too fast
And don't go too fast
Last time you bashed up my car
And didn't fix it
And didn't fix it
Like you would expect me to
If I had done it
If I had done it
Wouldn't I apologize?
Guess it wasn't me
Guess it wasn't me
Is a daft thing to have said
Unless you sleep walk
Unless you sleep walk
you are in big big trouble
for what you did then
For what you did then
Why?What have you gone and done
You bad,naughty girl.
