Rose apparently
Just broke up with her boyfriend
She's now heartbroken
She's now heartbroken
because the goose swam away
with the butcher's wife.
With the butcher's wife
The greengrocer cavorted,
Now she's sprung a leek.
(I got your leek pun, but I'm changing it anyway...)
Now she's sprung a leak!
Abandon ship, m'hearties!
Afore we all drown.
(ooh arrrrh!)
Afore we all drown
Let's drink one last libation
"To the afterlife!"
To the afterlife
We are all slowly marching
Ashes to ashes
Ashes to ashes,
Our atoms scattered to the
North, south, east and west.
North, south, east and west
Do you need more directions?
How 'bout up and down?
How 'bout up and down?
Oh yes, he cried, bouncing on
Her ample white thighs.
Her ample white thighs
raised to her neck in triumph
fat girls need love too.
Fat girls need love too,
In fact more than the slender.
Food isn't enough.
Food isn't enough
I need your love to live on
or I shall die soon
Or I shall die soon,
Eaten by worms in the earth,
Forgotten by all.
Forgotten by all
what a sad, sad fate for him
no longer a man
No longer a man
But a ravening monster,
A ghastly werewolf!
A ghastly werewolf
is what he has now become.
He din't trim his face!
He didn't trim his face
And now looks like a Schnauzer
Oh well, I like dogs
Oh well, I like dogs
Beagles and border collies,
Poms, pekes, pugs and chows.
firefly wrote:He didn't trim his face
And now looks like a Schnauzer
Oh well, I like dogs
pause to say that was very funny, firefly.....
Poms, pekes, pugs, and chows
trot about the live long day
assessing their space.
