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Neverending Haiku chain

 
 
solar
 
  1  
Sun 15 May, 2005 03:47 am
Before it grows hair
it will cause boils on your scalp.
Isn't that worth it?
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Clary
 
  1  
Sun 15 May, 2005 07:59 am
Isn't that worth it?
To have a perfect figure
- Five thousand dollars?
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devriesj
 
  1  
Sun 15 May, 2005 10:36 am
before it grows hair
you must season your head with
vinegar and oil
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Clary
 
  1  
Sun 15 May, 2005 11:35 am
dev, you are double-pipped ! Smile
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devriesj
 
  1  
Sun 15 May, 2005 06:30 pm
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
I AM the Queen of "Pipped"! Evil or Very Mad

Five thousand dollars -
what I wouldn't do for cash!
Well, ... I won't do THAT!
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Clary
 
  1  
Mon 16 May, 2005 01:32 am
Well, I won't do THAT!
Won't put my head in a noose
And kick down the chair.
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devriesj
 
  1  
Mon 16 May, 2005 03:17 am
... And kick down the chair
and knock down the door until
I'm not mad no more!
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firefly
 
  1  
Mon 16 May, 2005 03:40 am
I'm not mad no more
The old scores have been settled
Now I'm quite mellow
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devriesj
 
  1  
Mon 16 May, 2005 03:46 am
Now I'm quite mellow
"That's why they call me mellow
yellow..." I'm serene
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firefly
 
  1  
Mon 16 May, 2005 04:37 am
Yellow? I'm serene
I prefer blues and aquas
Color affects mood
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Clary
 
  1  
Mon 16 May, 2005 08:46 am
Color affects mood;
A red dining-room creates
Rows, apparently
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Lord Ellpus
 
  1  
Mon 16 May, 2005 08:52 am
Rows, apparently
Up and down the Thames
In a small wooden boat
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Clary
 
  1  
Mon 16 May, 2005 08:57 am
In a small wooden boat
Lords Ellpus and Lovaduck
Were taking their ease.
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ossobuco
 
  1  
Mon 16 May, 2005 12:14 pm
We're taking their ease
and returning it to the store
from whence it came late.
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Clary
 
  1  
Mon 16 May, 2005 12:22 pm
From whence it came late?
That supersize frosted goose
With yellow goggles?
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ossobuco
 
  1  
Mon 16 May, 2005 12:41 pm
With yellow goggles
atop his nose, Goose swam to
the bar for more beer.
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Lord Ellpus
 
  1  
Mon 16 May, 2005 01:02 pm
the bar for more beer
Where the barman lines them up in
Rows, apparently
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firefly
 
  1  
Mon 16 May, 2005 01:29 pm
Rows, apparently
All sold out for the concert
Standing room only
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devriesj
 
  1  
Mon 16 May, 2005 02:19 pm
Standing room only
it's so uncomf'table here
why in the girl's room?
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Lord Ellpus
 
  1  
Mon 16 May, 2005 03:44 pm
why in the girl's room
Is there always a smell of flowers?
Rose, apparently.
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