Assessing their space
The mice feel they have to move
Not enough closets?
Not enough closets?
Turn your spare bedroom into
One giant closet.
One giant closet
Is what I really yearn for
Then clutter will end
Then clutter will end.
My mind can relax and stray.
My brain has cobwebs.
My brain has cobwebs.
I have not thought for so long!
Will I think again?
Will I think again?
Or will I just watch Fox News?
Who knows?
Who knows? You forgot
That Haiku have to have five
Syllables at last?
Syllables at last!
We once were stuck with phonemes
Next time: maybe words!
Next time: maybe words?
Wouldn't that be fine? Custard.
Belch. Heliotrope.
"Belch heliotrope",
ordered the Captain in chant
to his silent men.
To his silent men
The Captain offered some cheer
"You're all getting leave!"
You're all getting leave,
Go and plan your holidays
In Madagascar.
In Madagascar
we'll soon have our holiday.
Let's go get skunk drunk!
Let's go get skunk drunk
On white rum and red whisky,
Or pink Provence wine.
Or pink Provence wine
on what shall we dine? Perhaps
stewed figs and pudding?
Stewed pigs and fudding?
I peg your bardon, I have
Started winking drine.
Started winking drine
while still untying the twine;
then she tripped on twigs.
Then she tripped on twigs,
Stumbled on celandines and
Fell on t' forest floor
Fell on t' forest floor
as the trees were spinning 'round
...had too much to drink!
Had too much to drink,
Fell asleep over the fire
And burned the house down.
