Just to keep upright
Is tough on Saturday night
After seven pints.
After seven pints
I've donated enough blood.
I'm getting dizzy.
I'm getting dizzy
And I think I'm shrinking too
Very curious
Very curious
She must have been a cat in
One of her past lives
One of her past lives
Then doesn't she have at least
Oh, eight left over?
Oh, eight left over?
To freeze or refridgerate?
That is the question.
That is the question:
Is it nobler in the mind
To sleep through Shakespeare?
To sleep through Shakespeare,
it would be a shameful thing.
Thou wanst a dunce cap?
Thou wanst a dunce cap?
But ye should think long and hard
For ye shall wear it
For ye shall wear it:
Always wear a tie the same
Color as your soup.
Color as your soup
Nay, but for the green of peas
My soup would be green
My soup would be green
with envy if it saw my
recipe for slaw!
Recipe for slaw?
Have you used caraway seeds?
They add a nice bite
They add a nice bite,
The ginger flakes amongst the
Steamed green vegetables
Steamed green vegetables
Go very well with chicken
If you like chicken
If you like chicken,
you might like a pigeon pie.
Hand me your plate, please!
Hand me your plate please
Tonight I'll do the dishes
You can just relax
Hand me your plate, please!
and bend over, you nutter!
You've been very bad!
You've been very bad
Go and sit in the corner
While I eat ice cream
While I eat ice cream,
you can take out the garbage
before it grows hair.
