Outracing children.
Oops, I thought that said "chicken".
I need an eye test.
Outracing children
To the Toys R Us discount
I got run over
I need an eye test
and I kneed an eye-tester
in the knee and eye.
in the knee and eye
where my memory is stored
of machu pichu
Of machu pichu
I have no recall at all
Should I remember?
Should I remember?
Why, I simply don't recall...
What was the question?
What was the question?
My concentration is off
Can you repeat it?
Can you repeat it?
But LOUDER, like the British.
On their foreign hols.
Oh, duh! I'm so embarrassed! I forgot what link I was on!!
On their foreign hols
to faraway lands they go
to seek adventure
To seek adventure
Psychoactive chemicals
Remember nothing
Remember nothing
of the prior night's party
What's your name again?
What's your name again,
I think I knew it last night
Before I passed out
Before I passed out
the room was spinning right 'round
...like a record, babe-...
Like a record babe
I weighed 16 pounds at birth
My mother hates me
You're too funny, Equus!
My mother hates me
I am just her worst nightmare
I live to offend
I live to offend
Wonder why I have no friends?
I can't stand myself
I can't stand myself
Nor can I sit either, Oh
I have no bottom!
I have no bottom
I make up for it on top
But, too top heavy
But, too top heavy
I must e'er wear an anchor
just to keep upright.
