Remnants of the past.
Fetching large sums at auction.
I had one of those!
Remnants of the past
Hair, teeth and size 32 waist
Ah, those were the days
Ah, "those were the days
Gee our old LaSalle Ran Great"
-Archie and Edith
Archie and Edith
Hunkering with the Bunkers
Was a lot of fun
Was a lot of fun
Worth the huge credit card debt?
Sharks are circling
sharks are circling
May 8th on their calendars
Fish Sale at the wharf
Fish Sale at the wharf
Means we have lobster tonight
Want some stuffed clams too?
Want some stuffed clams too?
Man, are you out of your mind?
Make it shrimp, thank you.
Make it shrimp, thank you.
Extra anchovies, olives.
Do you deliver?
Do you deliver?
Wonderful, sent it over!
And, please, keep it hot
and please keep it hot
by trapping all emissions
in the atmosphere
in the atmosphere,
we love a party with a
happy atmosphere!
(apologies to all those who remember this terrible song from the 80s/90s??)
happy atmosphere!
sombreros and pinatas
Cinco de Mayo!
Cinco de Mayo
Means mariachi music
Let's all celebrate!
Let's all celebrate
Cold(ish) Coronas with lime
And margaritas!
And margaritas!
And manhattans over ice!
Which drink is stronger?
and margaritas,
salty lips of curved vessels
come-hither eyes too.
[edited for proper grammar, despite being 'pipped']
Which drink is stronger?
That depends on the barkeep
and the barkeep's boss.
And the barkeep's boss
says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
Giraffe and clown leave.
Giraffe and clown leave
on the last of Barnum's trucks
outracing children
