In Ontario?
My Eardley cousins lived there,
80 years ago.
80 years ago
They all walked to school barefoot
(So they'd have you think)
so they'd have you think
instead of simply feeling
those heartless tinmen
Those heartless tinmen
Making their cars day and night
Without an oil break.
Without an oil break
Masseurs' hands get very soft.
Rubbing alcohol.
Rubbing alcohol
Into your tongue is a slow
Way of getting drunk.
Way of getting drunk:
Shot glass every time they say
"Oprah" on TV
Oprah on TV
Is quite a sexy woman
But is she in fact?
But is she in fact?
Or was she just in my dreams?
Margaret Thatcher.
margaret thatcher
never thatched in her whole life
that name is a lie
That name is a lie
I can't remember it now
But, it is a lie
But it is a lie!
They shouted at Bush and Blair
Then elected them.
"Then elected them!"
came the cry from clary sage
while rallying troops
While rallying troops,
Napoleon spied a girl
With a big bosom.
with a big bosom
and an even bigger bum
here comes my boss now!
Here comes my boss now
Sticking his nose into all
My private emails.
My private emails
Could be more interesting
Just baby pictures
Just baby pictures
That is all I ever see
Being a grampa
being a grampa
is what i look forward too.
pipe and cardigans
pipe and cardigans
packed away in the attic
remnants of the past
