Ah, the price we pay
For rubies and sapphires now!
Used to be dirt cheap.
Used to be dirt cheap
That oil we need for our cars
Why not take the bus?
Why not take the bus?
Because I'd rather walk there
It's spring, after all.
It's Spring, after all,
Fresh new blooms are springing forth
Manure in the air
Manure in the air
Hey jerk, our pants are on fire
And so is your hair
and so is your hair
tangled up in thousand knots
like my thoughts of you
Like my thoughts of you
Like a tangled spiders web
Yes, I'm stuck on you
Yes I'm stuck on you
like the green chunk of spinach
lodged betwen your teeth
Lodged between your teeth,
The fruit acid started to
Erode enamel.
'E rode Enamel.
She rode a cob named Edna.
I took the paint, Ed.
I took the paint, Ed
I wanted my presence known
The shade? Baby blue.
The shade baby blue
Does not look well in men's suits;
Nor does fuchsia pink.
Nor does fuchsia pink
Make me look cute or sexy
My color is blue.
My color is blue,
My dog is a Welsh corgi,
My house s a barn.
My house is a barn
My bed is a nest of straw
My sister's a chick.
My sister's a chick,
She's a fluffy airhead with
No thought but pleasure.
no thought but pleasure
in that singular moment
intertwined limbs, souls.
intertwined limbs, souls
tongues, hair, clothes, thats the last time
i get on a bus
I get on a bus
To take a tour of London
Will I see Big Ben?
Will I see Big Ben?
No, because this London is
in Ontario.
