Is there one for me?
A round and bumbling puppy
With melting brown eyes.
with melting brown eyes
the gingerbread-man slowbaked
under the heatlamp
Under the heatlamp
I was there for several hours
I am fully done
I am fully done
Now I have a long weekend
To loaf and relax
To loaf and relax
To do whatever I want
If I ask the wife
If I ask the wife
She will probably reply:
"Have you walked the dog?"
Have you walked the dog?
Or bothered to feed the cat?
The pets will revolt!
The pets will revolt
The vet says they are too fat
That means no more treats
That means no more treats
They will surely revolt now
Dog and cat attack
Dog and cat attack
Mice indiscriminately.
But I prefer mice.
But I prefer mice
I tried capybara once
Much too much for me
Much too much for me
All this sex and nudity
I'm very demure
I'm very demure
Under this lace negligee
And harlot's make-up.
And harlot's make-up
Oh my, what was I thinking
Please let me wake up
Please let me wake up
From this terrible nightmare
I want my life back
I want me life back
Not the life I had before
I want to live now
I want to live now.
To sing, dance and twirl about.
Why wait until spring?
Why wait until spring
You can enjoy the pool (brrrrr)
In icy weather.
in icy weather
lester's least favorite job
scraping winshield ice
scraping windshield ice
his cell phone hits the sidewalk
grabs for it and falls
