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Neverending Haiku chain

 
 
Intrepid
 
  1  
Sat 9 Apr, 2005 07:54 pm
Grabs for it and falls
Oh no, not hip replacement!
I can't reach the phone!
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firefly
 
  1  
Sun 10 Apr, 2005 08:57 am
I can't reach the phone!
Can you please get it, honey?
I'm in the bathtub
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gravy
 
  1  
Sun 10 Apr, 2005 09:30 pm
I'm in the bathtub
staring across the sudscape
my own two wet feet
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Intrepid
 
  1  
Sun 10 Apr, 2005 09:34 pm
On my two wet feet
That is why I stand alone
Aligator boy
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Clary
 
  1  
Tue 12 Apr, 2005 05:11 am
Alligator boy
And crocodile girl strolled
Down the road, snarling.
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Intrepid
 
  1  
Tue 12 Apr, 2005 05:12 am
Down the road, snarling
But they must have been married
Snarling going on
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Equus
 
  1  
Tue 12 Apr, 2005 08:30 am
Snarling going on:
"Snarling, tell me you love me!"
...Or is that 'darling'?
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partyfiend
 
  1  
Tue 12 Apr, 2005 10:27 am
Or is that 'darling'?
You said to ingratiate.
And butter me up.
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Intrepid
 
  1  
Tue 12 Apr, 2005 10:36 am
And butter me up,
Oh yes, just like hot popcorn
We need a movie
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partyfiend
 
  1  
Tue 12 Apr, 2005 10:46 am
We need a movie.
Car chases, helicopters.
Tasteful nudity.


(edit: last line was previously "And some nudity", which is OK to follow on from too)
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firefly
 
  1  
Tue 12 Apr, 2005 03:01 pm
Tasteful nudity?
If you look like a Greek god
You can pull it off
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Intrepid
 
  1  
Tue 12 Apr, 2005 05:56 pm
You can pull it off
If you don't touch anything
You can have a peek
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firefly
 
  1  
Wed 13 Apr, 2005 05:28 am
You can have a peek
But don't tell anyone else
This must be secret
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partyfiend
 
  1  
Wed 13 Apr, 2005 10:09 am
This must be secret.
Use the Enigma Machine.
Line up the rotors.
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Clary
 
  1  
Thu 14 Apr, 2005 05:03 am
Line up the rotors
And spell the secret message -
What does it relate?
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Intrepid
 
  1  
Thu 14 Apr, 2005 05:08 am
What does it relate?
This secret message of yours
It gives no real hint
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Clary
 
  1  
Thu 14 Apr, 2005 05:24 am
It gives no real hint
Of chestnut, that hair colour
You spent so much on.
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Intrepid
 
  1  
Thu 14 Apr, 2005 06:02 am
You spent so much on
Not that I minded, mind you
Since it was not cash
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gravy
 
  1  
Thu 14 Apr, 2005 09:51 pm
Since it was not Cash
or Young or Cohen or Nelson
they booed as he sang
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Piffka
 
  1  
Thu 14 Apr, 2005 10:56 pm
They booed as he sang
Except the pretty young thing.
She called out, "Halloo."
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