Grabs for it and falls
Oh no, not hip replacement!
I can't reach the phone!
I can't reach the phone!
Can you please get it, honey?
I'm in the bathtub
I'm in the bathtub
staring across the sudscape
my own two wet feet
On my two wet feet
That is why I stand alone
Aligator boy
Alligator boy
And crocodile girl strolled
Down the road, snarling.
Down the road, snarling
But they must have been married
Snarling going on
Snarling going on:
"Snarling, tell me you love me!"
...Or is that 'darling'?
Or is that 'darling'?
You said to ingratiate.
And butter me up.
And butter me up,
Oh yes, just like hot popcorn
We need a movie
We need a movie.
Car chases, helicopters.
Tasteful nudity.
(edit: last line was previously "And some nudity", which is OK to follow on from too)
Tasteful nudity?
If you look like a Greek god
You can pull it off
You can pull it off
If you don't touch anything
You can have a peek
You can have a peek
But don't tell anyone else
This must be secret
This must be secret.
Use the Enigma Machine.
Line up the rotors.
Line up the rotors
And spell the secret message -
What does it relate?
What does it relate?
This secret message of yours
It gives no real hint
It gives no real hint
Of chestnut, that hair colour
You spent so much on.
You spent so much on
Not that I minded, mind you
Since it was not cash
Since it was not Cash
or Young or Cohen or Nelson
they booed as he sang
They booed as he sang
Except the pretty young thing.
She called out, "Halloo."
