Maybe a dream world
Is all there is of heaven
Better to live now
Better to live now
Upright and sober too
Just before I die
Just before I die
Please kiss me and say goodbye
That will be heaven.
That will be heaven
We can knock at heavens door
Or go straight to hell
or go straight to hell
for a quick solution for
tongue stuck to flagpole
tongue stuck to flagpole
Underwear up my..
Please Lord take me now
Please Lord take me now
Or just turn my life around
I have screwed it up
I have scewed it up
This life that I was given
Get me on the right track
Get me on the right track,
the Chattanooga Choo Choo
won't wait forever.
won't wait forever
the cat that chewed my new shoe
got away with it.
Got a way with it,
he does. That smile is deadly
for women and dogs.
For women and dogs
and little children too love me
for I am the man
For I am the man
Who has no luck with women
What am I lacking?
What am I lacking?
Oh lordy, where should I start?
Ah, the back account.
What am I lacking?
Oh lordy, where should I start?
Ah, the bank account.
Ah, the bank account
Once a haven for my wealth
It went on the fees
It went on the fees
the paper, the rug, and my foot
with a wagging tail
With a wagging tail
the sleeping dog dreamt of things
which scurry and jump
Which scurry and jump
Those critters all aflutter
In the dark of night
In the dark of night
your whisper lights up my soul
like a thousand suns
