Wish I was sober.
Hair of the dog that bit me
Maybe a werewolf
Maybe a werewolf
Maybe only a shepherd
But I still may bite
but I still may bite
It's the only way to win
bobbing for apples
Bobbing for apples
Always go for the largest
Size DOES matter
Size DOES matter
Be it large or be it small
Do not show to all
Do not show to all
The secret letters that we
Wrote all summer long.
Wrote all summer long
Did not get out to the beach
All letters came back
All letters came back
Marked "Insufficient Postage"
Now I'm really sunk
Now I'm really sunk
treading water, waiting for
the tide to go out.
the tide to go out
the seashells to be left beached
for our morning walk
for our morning walk
was but a stroll in the park
I never loved you
I never loved you
I continued loving me
you erased the lines
you erased the lines
the lines drawn in the white sand
I love only me
I love only me,
Said Narcissus, gazing at
His bright reflection.
His bright reflection
Glowed in her beautiful eyes
The true look of love
The true look of love
Disappeared when she confessed
To burning his steak.
To burning his steak
She did finally admit
His love was now gone
His love was now gone
With the silver, the steak, and
The window cleaner.
The window cleaner
With his pail and the soap
There is no more hope
there is no more hope
to be taken seriously
when we look like smurfs
