Better wear your boots
the conversation is deep.
Best not to speak now.
Best not to speak. Now
we must whisper as baby
butterflies flutter.
Butterflies flutter
like goldfish in my stomach.
What surprise awaits?
What surprise awaits
the good puppies who wait by
the front door, sighing.
The front door, sighing
Why do humans take so long?
As they wait for me.
As they wait for me
The audience grows restless
I am a big star
I am a big star
And you are a satellite
Basking in my light.
Basking in my light?
Careless with my gasoline
Now I'm on fire.
Now I'm on fire
Douse me with icy water
Damn these hot flashes
Damn these hot flashes!
A man must have invented
This menopause hell
This menopause? Hell,
I've thrown more tantrums when I
lost chocolate drops.
lost chocolate drops
bittersweet the memories
God bless Godiva
God bless Godiva
Salvation in a bon bon
Sheer heaven on earth
Sheer heaven on earth
In one bite of chocolate
PMS is gone.
Signed, Our Lady of Perpetual Menopause...
PMS is gone,
the room is cool now, windows
are thrown wide open.
Are thrown wide open
I wondered at the meaning
While loving the breeze.
While loving the breeze
Those storm clouds look ominous
Better find shelter
Better find shelter
When Og the Invincible
Strikes at your village.
Strikes at your village
With belligerant thunder
And light'ning of gold.
And light'ning of gold
Cleaves the mountainous storm clouds
And shrivels the oak.
