That would be funny
As an April Fools Day prank
Why don't you try it?
Why don't you try it
and I'll wait here while you go
I hate going first.
I hate going first
In a competition or
A big bungee jump.
A big bungee jump
Isn't done after a meal
Too much can come up
Too much can come up
When talking to your ex, and
Most of it is crap.
Most of it is crap
On these political threads
No minds ever change
No minds ever change
About the Iraqi War
It's for or against
It's for or against
Chocolate or Vanilla
Choice is all yours!
Choice is all yours!
I prefer to lick the spoon
you can have the bowl.
You can have the bowl
Scooping up each little bit
Sticky fingers, yum!
Sticky fingers, yum!
But not when i make meatloaf
Wash the hands after!
wash the hands after
you handled the filth of the
earth--how pitiful...
Earth--how pitiful...
See how we rape resources
And foul our planet
And foul our planet
with disregard for our young.
They are our future.
They are our future
When they are grown they will know
We bankrupted them.
We bankrupted them
when we took all their money.
Makes me feel ashamed.
Makes me feel ashamed.
To see the devastation.
Cruel Mistress, Nature.
Cruel Mistress, Nature.
She made it rain all day long
I want to go out
I want to go out,
and make snow angels before
the slush reappears.
The slush reappears
When the rain has stopped falling
Better wear your boots!
