And shrivels the oak
With a glance of lightening
Mother Nature's punch
Mother Nature's punch
Has dark rum, limes, and sugar
With two unnamed herbs.
With two unnamed herbs
She laced her secret potion
Caught him in her spell
Caught him in her spell
And took him away from me
She's a low down tramp!
She's a lowdown tramp
With a high-up voice and no
Brain between the ears.
Brain between the ears
plus a dash of good humor
makes a great person
Makes a great person,
That doctor Frankenstein guy.
(If you don't mind scars)
If you don't mind scars,
Try catching the lunatic
Cat we once received...
Cat? We once received
a package of something with
no label or tag.
no label or tag
no one's preconceived notion
given a blank slate
Given a blank slate,
and an imagination,
the world's wide open.
The world's wide open
To those with real ambition
Hard work does pay off
Hard work does pay off
But being born rich would have
Been just fine with me
Benn just fine with me?
I don't think so. You never
Sent a Valentine.
Sent a Valentine
To someone special today
Will I get one too?
Will I get one too?
Postman brings no valentines
Just credit card bills
Just credit card bills
can distract me from the joy
that is scrabble time.
that is scrabble time
when amidst painful juggling
word findings bring joy
Word findings bring joy.
Double and triple points give
joyous abandon.
joyous abandon
abrubtly interrupted
by the letter Q
