Tree in a hammock
Tied between two lazy men
Resting its laurels
Resting its laurels,
The Roman statue dislodged
A pouter pigeon.
A pouter pigeon
Preening it's ruffled feathers
Basking in the sun
Basking in the sun
lay a rotten banana
"Watch out!" said the man.
"Watch out!" said the man
And threw a bag of money
At my surprised feet.
At my surprised feet
ran a curious spider
I shreaked in terror.
I shreaked in terror
When I saw the shower scene
I just love "Psycho"
I just love psycho
-babble, -drama, -kinesis,
-pharmacology
Pharmacology
And salsa dancing were the
Courses she preferred.
Courses she preferred
Appetizers and desserts
Go straight to the hips
Go straight to the hips.
Move directly to the hips
And do not pass 'Go'.
And do not pass 'Go'
On your way to the wet bar
I need a drink fast.
I need a drink fast
So pour me a tequila
And put on music.
And put on music
So we can dance the Tango
And create steam heat
And create steam heat
With sinuous moves and beat
Fan me please, I'm beat.
Fan me please, I'm beat
when you are done, rub my back
I am feeling tired.
I am feeling tired
But life began at sixty
I'm not complaining!
I'm not complaining
But you're hogging the remote
Want to sleep downstairs?
Want to sleep downstairs?
We can play, "Butler and Maid"
And I'll tickle you
And I'll tickle you,
I won't stop until you pee.
that would be funny!
