We are lucky ones
In oh so many ways but
Still complain sometimes.
Still complain sometimes
About weather and prices
Some just like to grump
Some just like to grump.
It's a habit people get,
Like picking pimples.
Like picking pimples?
Try that gooshy one right there.
Yecch. You disgust me
Yecch. You disgust me
you pimple popping moron
get a tissue please.
Get a tissue please
And blow your nose properly
You sound disgusting
You Sound Disgusting
Stop Whatever you're Doing!
Have you lost manners?
Have you lost manners?
read the emily post book
learn the etiquette!
Learn the etiquette
Don't chew with your mouth open
Or eat off your knife
Or eat off your knife -
A dangerous pursuit, as
Well as unsightly.
Well as unsightly
Wearing orange and purple
Are you color blind?
Are you color blind?
Asked the irate bridge player
As I played a heart.
As I played a heart
I suddenly realized spades
were trump, and i laughed.
Were trump (and I laughed)
Spades, clubs, hearts or diamonds?
I left the table.
I left the table
Feeling quite stuffed to the gills
Thanksgiving does that
Thanksgiving does that
brings families together
joyous food and fun.
Thanksgiving does that -
Makes you consider those less
Fortunate, we hope.
Fourtunate, we hope.
Those who choose to give of time
to those in dire need.
To those in dire need
Of flu shots, those lines are long
The shortage is cruel
To those in dire need
We give - and trust destiny
Will turn things around.
