Will turn things around
and somehow in my distress
you will feel the pain.
You will feel the pain
Someday when you are old too
All your joints will creak
All your joints will creak
Substituting Olestra
For real oil and fat.
All your joints will creak
Substituting Olestra
For real oil and fat.
For real oil and fat
Dig into some fried chicken
Atkins would approve
Atkins would approve
Were he alive to say so.
Fried chicken sounds good.
Fried chicken sounds good
Let's order take out tonight
Too tired to cook
Too tired to cook,
Just awake enough to drink
Piñas coladas.
Piñas coladas
Delicious on a hot day
Dear, pass me one please
Dear, pass me one please -
A huge home made burger and
Some crisp curly fries.
Some crips curly fries
smothered in homemade chili
warm food for winter.
Some crisp curly fries
And a mess of onion rings
Go with a thick steak
Warm food for winter
Takes the chill out of the bones
How about some soup?
How about some soup?
Did you guys know that I am
On a soup diet?
On a soup diet?
Are you some kind of model?
Eat real food damnit!
Eat real food damnit!
Before you become a corpse
I like you healthy
I like you healthy
But I like me healthy too.
Soup is nourishing.
Soup is nourishing
But often low in protein
Eat something with it
Eat something with it?
I don't need protein, I'm not
Growing any more.
Growing any more
hell no, it's winter time here.
Prefer warm fires.
