Sitting round the fire
We told scary ghost stories
And sang sad ballads
"And sang sad ballads"
were the last words of the bard
before he passed on
Before he passed on
Dangerfield made us all laugh
We will miss Rodney
We will miss Rodney
he never got no respect
king of one-liners
King of one-liners
gone the way of bin-liners
but not bin Ladens.
But not bin Ladens
Ruthless folks who hide in caves
Deserve no respect
Deserve no respect:
Liars, cheaters, wife-beaters...
And, of course, Britney
And, of course Britney
all body, a mindless voice
thank god for Patti!
Thank god for Patti!
She remembered to bring beer
And a large pizza
And a large pizza
Has 2050
Calories, they say.
Calories, they say
Are what make most people fat
Count all that you eat
Count all that you eat
Every last bean
Till the sun goes down
Till the sun goes down
I will be faithful to you
But after that - no!
But after that-no!
You louse, cad, you horrid man
pay my bills first love!
Pay my bills first, love,
And then buy me a Smart car
And a five-course meal.
And a five course meal
leaves me full and sated always.
Bring on the dessert!
Bring on the dessert -
Zabaglione perhaps,
Or tarte au citron.
Or tarte au citron
If you want something tangy
So many choices!
So many choices
We have in our pampered lives.
Not so everywhere.
Not so everywhere
But you and I have PCs
We are lucky ones
